2016关于幽默的英语作文
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幽默英语作文【篇一】
Whenever the thought of it, I think it is funny and regret, because of this matter, I become very family meal "leading role" in the joke!
Remember last year, the sky was clear and I eat my breakfast and dad will be happy to fly a kite.
We came to the city square, there are many people in the flying a kite. Design all kinds of kites, goldfish, butterfly, the eagle pattern, etc. See this scene, the in the mind think: my kite must fly higher than them.
I let dad raised me seriously from dragonflies kite, I take a spool, against the wind back, side pay-off, when back to more than ten meters, I loudly said to my father: "fire!" Dad put a kite, I turned around and pulling the kite quickly ran off. Ran ran, listen to "pa tower", I fell to the ground. A kite string broken, watched my dragonfly and fall to the other side of the kite on the grass.
Exactly, this scene was father saw, dad said: "go home pick up a kite, the kite line changed, another day to fly a kite! I will reward you!" "What! I didn't listen to wrong!" The thought of going to reward me, dad flattered. I picked up the kite after you come back, he happily follow father went home!
At home, just the grandpa and grandma is here.
Dinner, my father put my story to the family, made everyone laugh opened arms.
Originally, this is the so-called father said reward, though I let everybody laugh some embarrassed, but I know, everybody said I was good for me, I am confident nodded.
每当想到这件事，我就觉得既好笑又后悔，因这件事，我成为家里人茶余饭话笑谈里的“主角”!
记得去年，天空晴朗，我和爸爸吃完早饭便高高兴兴的去放风筝了。
我们来到市民广场，已经有很多人在放风筝了。风筝的图案各式各样，有金鱼、蝴蝶、老鹰等图案。看到如此情景，心里想：我的`风筝一定要比它们飞得还要高。
我让爸爸端端正正地举起我的蜻蜓风筝，我拿着线轴，迎着风一边往后退，一边放线，等退到十几米的时候，我大声对爸爸说了一声：“放!”爸爸把风筝一松，我就转过身拽着风筝飞快地跑了起来。跑着跑着，只听“啪塔”一声，我重重地摔在了地上。风筝的线也断了，眼看着我的蜻蜓风筝飘落到另一边的草地上。
正好，这个场景被爸爸看到了，爸爸说：“去把风筝捡回来，回家去把风筝线换了，改天再来放风筝吧!我还要奖励你一下!”“什么!我没听错吧!”想到爸爸要奖励我，心里美滋滋的。我把风筝捡回来后，便兴高采烈地跟着爸爸回家了!
回到家，正好姥爷和姥姥也来了。
吃晚饭的时候，爸爸把我的故事向全家通告，弄得大伙笑开了怀。
原来，这就是爸爸说的所谓奖励，虽然我让大家笑得有些不好意思，但是，我明白，大家说我都是为我好，我便信心十足地点了点头。
幽默英语作文【篇二】
Summer day, my mother took me to the dock to see the water.
We walk on the road, suddenly saw a man-made sand pile, I stopped. Mom seemed to guess my mind, and then said: "want to play for a while? Go ahead, be careful!" Finish listen to mother's words, I have legs to run to play with sand.
I took off my shoes and walk on the sand, the foot feels very soft, very comfortable, walk on the sand with a small footprint and delight to the eye. What a coincidence to say, I just climbed to the top of the sand, and saw several children, I said to them, "let's play." They agreed. Say, we had to get up. Us on sand and handstand; A pile of hills; For a while sleep on the sand, after sleep up, sand, up and down all over is we you see me, I see you, couldn't help laughing...
The most interesting is the long jump in the sand. Jump start, there is a child first jump, he stooped back, legs, a push, in the blink of an eye jump very far. It was my turn to look at a steep slope, my in the mind like a bamboo tube for water - so anxious, afraid to hurt, but, don't jump, and will be laughed at by other children, so I learned to their appearance, really that's ok, then, the second time, third time, fourth time, the more I jump far, the jump better, my heart than eating the honey still sweet... It's very interesting jump sand.
Late evening, we reluctantly left the sand pile, continue to wharf, however, play sand scene but still emerge in my mind.
暑假的一天，妈妈带我到码头去看水。
我们走在路上，忽然看见了一座人工沙堆，我停下了脚步。妈妈好像猜透了我的心思，便说：“想玩一会儿吗?去吧，小心点儿!”听完妈妈的话，我健步如飞地跑去玩沙了。
我脱下鞋，走在沙堆上，脚底觉得软软的，舒服极了，走过的沙堆上留下一串串小脚印，好看极了。说来也真巧，我刚爬到沙堆顶端的的时候，又看见了几位小朋友，我对他们说：“我们一起来玩吧。”他们答应了。说着，我们玩了起来。我们一会儿在沙上倒立;一会儿堆小山;一会儿在沙上睡觉，睡觉起来后，全身上下都是沙，我们你看我，我看你，不由得哈哈大笑……
最有趣的是在沙堆上跳远。跳远开始了，有一位小朋友先跳，他佝偻着背，双腿一蹬，一眨眼的工夫就跳得很远。轮到我了，看着陡坡，我心里像竹筒打水——七上八下，生怕受伤了，可是，不跳的话，又会被其他小朋友嘲笑，于是，我学着他们的样子跳，果然没事，接着，第二遍、第三遍，第四遍，我越跳越远，越跳越好，我的心里比吃了蜜还甜呢……跳沙真是太有趣了。
天色渐晚，我们依依不舍的离开了沙堆，继续向码头走去，但是，玩沙的情景却还一直浮现在我的脑海里。
